Wednesday, August 06, 2008

They fight crime!

http://www.theyfightcrime.org/

This is a website that randomly generates a phrase, then ends with, "They fight crime!" Sometimes, the results are just too funny. Observe:

He's a war-weary guitar-strumming astronaut She's a wealthy renegade nun with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

He's a globe-trotting native American master criminal with a passion for fast cars. She's a violent paranoid former first lady with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

And my favorite:

He's a superhumanly strong umbrella-wielding matador in drag. She's a scantily clad mute traffic cop who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

Hi-larious.

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